Sunday, September 26, 2004

The Kid Who Sits Behind You Explains

The Canadian Parliamentary System

A bunch of people get together at a party, and build a big platform, and choose Canadadates. These Canadadates try to get people to cast their ballads for them, so they can go the House of Commotions, in Ottawa. There, the speaker has a can of Mace that he uses to control them, with the help of the party whip. They take votes and pay many bills and make laws and spend lots of money--well not all of them, only as many as can fit inside a cabinet. Oh, yeah, and some of them speak French, and sometimes the Governor General is a chick.


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2 comments:

Milly Nez said...

I'm so behind in ENGLISH! It's really crappy.
I have to read The Hobbit *and* Animal Farm. I'm so screwed.
Think you could help?

j said...

Hey--Rupert--get in here. Yes, I do have to use your first name. Who actually calls you "R-Dawg"? Huh? Anyway, the nice person has asked you to explain a couple of books, and I know you read them last year, so get to it, or the X-Box goes in the closet...

It'll just be a few minutes...