Macbeth
So there's this guy Macbeth whose slicin' and dicin' on the battlefield and then he meets these three real ugly chicks and they're all "You're gonna be king" and he's all "no way, there's a king already" and then he writes Lady Macbeth and she's all "off the king" but she may be a guy cause she keeps saying "unsex me" and stuff and then Macbeth offs the king and a bunch of other people but he and Lady Mac can't have kids (duh--see cross dresser comments above) so he's all pissed off and then the forest starts running around (like in Lord of the Flies) and then Macduff is born by a Julius Caesar and he chops off Macbeth's head and everybody's happy except Lady Mac cause she offed herself first. Then Simba got to be king and everybody was happy.
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