The Hobbit
So there's this wizard guy named Gandalf who's kinda like Merlin and he gets this Bilbo guy to take a job from these 12 dwarves--Oin, Bloin, Groin, Marvin, Garvin, Happy, Sneezy, Doc, and I forget the rest--and he's like a burglar but then he meets up with this Gollum guy who's all "I live in a cave and tell me some riddles" with a speech impediment and then he gets this ring to get all invisible and he goes to some stinky dragon cave to get riches and the dragon's all pissed but then this talking donkey comes and the dragon's all "How YOU doin'" and then Shrek marries the princess and she's really an ogre and the dwarves get their riches and Bilbo goes home until his nephew Frodo shows up and makes Shrek II.
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