Wuthering Heights
So there's this old guy named Earnshaw who goes to Liverpool and brings home this gypsy kid named Heathcliff so he wouldn't just grow up to be another soccer hooligan and Earnshaw's own son pummels him and Heathcliff hates him and plays with the daughter and the old guy croaks and life sucks for Heathcliff but then he goes away and comes back and owns Wuthering Heights and too bad cause Catherine's married but then everyone marries everyone else who they're sort of related to and it's hella confusing cause everybody's named either Linton, Earnshaw or Heathcliff and there's two Catherine's and at the end Heathcliff digs up the old Catherine's dead body cause he's like all necro and then he croaks and the younger Catherine marries her cousin so there's a real bright future for these two incestuous abuse victims to turn their lives around and be great parents some day. Yah right.
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