Wednesday, September 22, 2004

The Kid Who Sits Behind You Explains

1984

There's this Winston Smith guy whose clock is broken cause it struck 13 and he works as a minister telling people about the truth until he meets this Julia chick who's all "sex is bad" but then they hook up and she's all "just kidding" and he shouldn't be messing around with her because he's a truth minister and all and then this helicopter flies into their bedroom and Winston is all "damn" and "don't put the rats on me" and then this guy from the Big Brothers comes and Winston loves him on account of I guess he didn't have a dad of his own which is why you should give money to Big Brothers (or you can donate clothes, I think).

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