Animal Farm
(uh, before we start, you should know I took some heavy duty, uh, cold medication tonight.)
So, there's this guy George Orwell--only his real name's Eric--and he's all "I'm a socialist and I'm going to fight in the Spanish Civil War" but his side, like, sucked cause the other side had all the weapons and shit and then he got all pissed at Stalin cause on account of Orwell liked Trotsky and thought that Stalin had betrayed Lenin's vision after he married Yoko Ono so he wrote Animal Farm, and in case that was too subtle he threw in 1984 as well. (see previous entry) In Animal Farm, the humans are like, the bourgeoise and the animals are getting beat down and there's this pig Old Major who's all "the workers should control the means of production" and then Snowball and Napoleon take over but then Napoleon gets all Al Capone and Snowball's toast but Boxer this big stupid horse is all "Napoleon is my friend" and "I like rabbits, George". Then Napoleon gets them all to say "4 legs good but 2 legs are damn hot sometimes" and then he and the other pigs get like humans and wear clothes and soon it's all the same as before except nobody's eatin' bacon for breakfast.
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