The Kid Who Sits Behind You Explains

Just Lather, That's All

So this is a short story and not some stupid long novel so I already like finished the whole thing and I still had time to play warcraft and go outside and smoke up.

The story's about this barber who's some kind of 'rebel' which probably means he wore a leather jacket and stuff (cause on account of this was written back in the day but in spanish my teacher said but I bet they still had kickass cars and drag races and stuff) and anyway, this barber's just minding his own business and then this Captain Torres guy comes in.

The barber freaks out, on account of I think this was back in the day when there was some lamewad music group called the "The Captain and Ten Eels" so this captain was really some celebrity. Anyway the barber was all nervous since he had to shave this captain guy (and if he's like all those sea captains in the cartoons and stuff he's probably got some big gross tangly beard) and he was afraid he'd cut this guy and then the captain's posse would hang him or something.

Oh, and he got really sweaty, which was kinda gross.