Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Striking Hollywood Writers Collaborate to Bring You

Cider House Rules of Engagement

Samuel L. Jackson stars as a decorated officer who leads a squad of commandos into an orchard where a lone abortionist (Tobey Maguire) is besieged by a militant group of pro-life protesters. Tommy Lee Jones must defend Jackson's character when several trees are uprooted and an angry orchard owner takes the veteran commander to small claims court.


A Few Good Men in Tights

Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise, Carey Elwes and Dave Chappelle star in this courtroom drama. After Will Scarlet complains about the quality and portions of venison being served to the Merry Men, he is found hanging from an oak tree in Sherwood Forest. Little John and Friar Tuck are accused of silencing Scarlet, and Cruise's enthusiastic performance as a young inquisitor culminates in the famous scene where Robin Hood asks "Canst thou handle the truth?"


Editor's note: Since they're all looking to put food on the table, striking Hollywood writers welcome your ideas for further collaborations. Please feel free to submit them as comments.

1 comment:

Milly Nez said...

Write more! I'll try to think up some prompts.