The Cynical Career Counsellor Explains Your Future as a

Gynecologist

Really? Gynecologist? Well, I figured you were still going for that football scholarship and your marks in the sciences aren't all that high, but I can probably give you an idea of how it might go.

First of all, you'll need to find a premed program... Hey, who's laughing out in the hall there? What the...? Is that a video camera in that bag? Hey, get out of that filing cabinet!

Fine! Run away--don't think I don't know who you are! And that bottle you stole--I just confiscated it from some kid and was gonna give it to the principal!

Bastards.